Custom Maternity Shirt

The Maternity Dark T-Shirt I designed on CafePress.com

I am 28 weeks and 3 days pregnant with 2 little girls that are already plotting against me!.... That's why I haven't been on here in a while!


   So I broke down and bought a twins T-shirt because I am getting tired of strangers coming up to me and asking questions about what a freak-show I look like these days... The last part that reads: I used to be a size 0; is more for my sanity. I think I'm probably a size 16 or 18 even now!!!! I can't believe it.... How does a person grow that much in 2 and a 1/2 months?!?!   It's largely ( Ha! Largely!) due to the fact that I can't do any form of exercise, and have been eating chocolate. I can't stop myself. I know it's bad, but I space it out during the day and the intake of caffeine is well under the daily allowance of 200mg.

If you can't read the shirt it says:

TWINS
1) Yes, I am having Twins.
2) They are due mid August.     ( that's the one where people's eyes bug out and then they try to act like I look great! ha!)
3) They are both girls.
4) I don't know if they are identical.
5) I use to be a size 0 sad face.

I'm hoping complete strangers will stop harassing me at the grocery store or where ever I am, because if I am going out somewhere, I am usually out for a very specific reason, due to the fact that I can hardly walk anymore, and I physically just don't have the time to stand around and talk to people I don't even know!!!
Ok! enough ranting, My sweet little Zander just woke up.... Poor little guy, has no idea what he is in for..... I hardly have any idea what we are in for, having two babies at once. I am both terrified and incredibly excited :)